Christmas on TV: The Christmas Consultant

Lifetime is probably third on my list of go-to channels for made-for-TV Christmas movies, behind Hallmark and ABC Family. Some of Lifetime's Christmas flicks are highly watchable; some are shames to the genre of made-for-TV Christmas. They are pretty hit or miss.

Lifetime's first offering this season, The Christmas Consultant starring Caroline Rhea and David Hasselhoff, is a miss. Big time.

I can think of only one reason to watch this movie: a chance to see David Hasselhoff in the quirky wardrobe of a man who gets paid to plan other people's Christmases. Bright green jeans. Ugly Christmas sweaters. Plaid bow ties. Hipster glasses with red brims.

So instead of wasting words on this waste of a movie, I'll share some pictures with you and save you the trouble of watching for yourself.

You're welcome.